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Hello there. Sitting comfortably? Then we can begin. No more knowledge of latin required dont worry. If you have a good command of English Ill be happy enough. Age 40-ish although I look somewhat younger Not Mummys opinion) Looks? A bit like Jason Statham apparently. Just under 6 ft (510&quot Pretty sporty physique but I dont lift weights in front of a mirror in a silly outfit. Very sporty in fact. You name it I can play it. Short dark hair strong features and blue eyes. Personality? Yes when I last checked. Can hold my own in pretty much any company. Particularly handy when you leave me with your mates the police etc etc etc. I Can be very very funny. Now thats easy to say. less easy to demonstrate in a dry advert as there is not much in the way you can do in the way of timing but I am. trust me. Im confident in myself and a bit of a strong character. Self employed and pretty successful at it. I can talk dance and kiss. Good manners a pleasantly deep voice and Im told I have &quot physical presence&quot when required. Possibly because I was a soldier a long long time ago. Must be something wrong with me though White socks? Hairy back or shoulders? Knobbly knees? Spindly legs or arms? No No No. But I can be feisty stubborn too ambitious grumpy I work too hard and Im unbelievably fussy. Which sort of brings me to what Im looking for. You Very good looks Brown or black hair olive or dark skin. Sizeable intelligence Figure to die for Quick wit but able to take jokes too. Confident Classy Cultured Not majorly religious if at all. Mid 20-Mid 30s . and you wont say&quot Innit&quot &quot Bruv&quot or&quot Babe&quot Please have a pictures and or detailed descriptions and you will probably receive a reply. Fairly standard fare I think. Yes Im blowing my own trumpet a bit. Its very difficult to stand out from the crowd on AdultFriendFinder and being modest and being ordinary is decidedly not a good policy. So I decided to be completely and utterly honest. Actually if I had been really properly honest I would have mentioned something like an Aston Martin by now. maybe next time. I dont bite. Unless you are rude of course Or extremely kinky
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