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        To cut down time on typing, many people have started using abbreviations (shorthands) for various actions and phrases. These abbreviations are widely used in Short Message Service (SMS), IM – Instant Messages, Chat Rooms, Text Message, and Personal Ads.

        The difference between shorthand and acronyms is that with acronyms, you pronounce the letters as a new word. In contrast, shorthand pronunciations are like an initialism (a set of initials) in which you say the letters one-by-one. The common practice is to refer to shorthand, abbreviations, or initialisms as acronyms. The majority of the expressions you’ll see below are not acronyms, but rather shorthand used while text messaging.

        This listing is, to our knowledge, the most comprehensive list (2200+ shorthands) of chatting and personal ads abbreviations you can find on the Internet. If you do much chatting online or reading/writing personal ads, you will find this list of chat abbreviations very helpful. Enjoy your reading!


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! I Have A Comment
.02 My (or your) two cents worth
;S Gentle warning, like “Hmm? What did you say?”
? I Don’t Understand What You Mean
? I Have A Question
?4U I Have A Question For You
@TEOTD At The End Of The Day
\M/ Heavy Metal Music
^^ Meaning Read Line Or Message Above
^5 High Five
^RUP^ Read Up Please
^URS Up Yours
<3 Meaning Sideways Heart (Love, Friendship)
<33 Meaning Heart Or Love (more 3s is a bigger heart)
1174 Nude club
121 One to one
1337 Leet, Meaning ‘Elite’
143 I Love You
14AA41 One for All and All for One
182 I Hate You
1DR I Wonder
2 Meaning “to” in SMS
20 Location
2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be
2BZ4UQT Too Busy For You Cutey
2G2B4G Too Good To Be Forgotten
2G2BT Too Good To Be True
2MI Too Much Information
2MOR Tomorrow
2NTE Tonight
2U2 To You Too
404 I haven’t a clue
411 Information
420 Marijuana
459 I Love You (ILY is 459 using keypad numbers)
4COL For Crying Out Loud
4EAE ForEver And Ever
4EVER Forever
4NR Foreigner
4Q Fuck You
555 Sobbing, crying (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
55555 Crying Your Eyes Out (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
5FS 5 Finger Salute
6Y Sexy
8 Oral sex
831 I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
86 Over
88 Bye-bye (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
9 Parent Is Watching
99 Parent Is No Longer Watching
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A/G/L Age/Gender/Location
A/S/L Age/Sex/Location
A/S/L/P Age/Sex/Location/Picture
A3 Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
AA As above
AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF As A Friend
AAK Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest
AAP Always A Pleasure
AAR At Any Rate
AAR8 At Any Rate
AAS Alive And Smiling
AASHTA As always, Sheldon has the answer (Bike mechanic Sheldon Brown)
AATK Always At The Keyboard
AAYF As Always, Your Friend
AB Ass Backwards
ABITHIWTITB A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT About
ABT2 About To
ABTA Meaning Good-bye (signoff)
ACD Alt Control Delete
ACDNT Accident (e-mail, Government)
ACE Access Control Entry
ACK Acknowledgement
ACORN A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
ACPT Accept (e-mail, Government)
ACQSTN Acquisition (e-mail, Government)
ADAD Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB All Done Bye Bye
ADIH Another Day In Hell
ADIP Another Day In Paradise
ADMIN Administrator
ADMINR Administrator (Government)
ADN Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
ADR Address
AEAP As Early As Possible
AF April Fools
AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIAA As Far As I Am Aware
AFAIC As Far As I’m Concerned
AFAICS As Far As I Can See
AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIR As Far As I Remember
AFAIU As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
AFAP As Far As Possible
AFAYC As Far As You’re Concerned
AFC Away From Computer
AFDN Any Fucking Day Now
AFGO Another Fucking Growth Opportunity
AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFJ April Fools Joke
AFK Away From Keyboard
AFPOE A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AFT About Fucking Time
AFZ Acronym Free Zone
AGB Almost Good Bridge
AGKWE And God Knows What Else
AH At home
AIAMU And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle
AIGHT All Right
AIH As It Happens
AIMB As I Mentioned Before
AIMP Always In My Prayers
AIR As I remember
AISB As I Said Before / As It Should Be
AISE As I Said Earlier
AISI As I See It
AITR Adult In The Room
AIUI As I Understand It
AIW As It Were
AKA Also Known As
ALAP As Late As Possible
ALCON All Concerned
ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
ALTG Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
AMBW All My Best Wishes
AMF Adios Mother Fucker
AML All My Love
AMRMTYFTS All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
ANGB Almost Nearly Good Bridge
AOAS All Of A Sudden
AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth
AOB Any Other Business
AOE Area of effect (online game)
AOM Age of majority
AON Apropos Of Nothing
AOTA All of the above
AOYP Angel on your pillow
AP Apple Pie
APAC All Praise And Credit
AQAP As Quick (Or Quiet) As Possible
ARE Acronym-rich Environment
AS Ape Shit -or- Another Subject
ASAFP As Soon As Fucking Possible
ASAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASAYGT As Soon As You Get This
ASIG And So It Goes
ASLA Age/Sex/Location/Availability
ASLMH Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
ATAB Ain’t That A Bitch
ATB All The Best
ATC Any Two Cards
ATEOTD At the end of the day
ATK At The Keyboard
ATM At The Moment
ATSITS All The Stars In The Sky
ATSL Along The Same Line
ATST At The Same Time
ATW All the Web -or- Around the Web
ATWD Agree That We Disagree
AWC After While, Crocodile
AWCIGO And Where Can I Get One?
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet?
AWLTP Avoiding Work Like The Plague
AWNIAC All We Need Is Another Chair
AWOL Absent Without Leave
AWTTW A Word To The Wise
AYC Aren’t You Clever -or- Aren’t You Cheeky
AYCE All You Can Eat
AYDY Are you done yet?
AYEC At Your Earliest Convenience
AYK As You Know
AYOR At Your Own Risk
AYS Are you serious?
AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something?
AYT Are You There?
AYTMTB And You’re Telling Me This Because
AYV Are You Vertical?
AZN Asian
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B Back
B&F Back and Forth
B/C Because
B/F Boyfriend
B/G Background (personal information request)
B2W Back To Work
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
B4U Before You
B4YKI Before You Know It
B8 Bait (Person Teased Or Joked With, Or Under-aged Person/Teen)
B9 Boss Is Watching
BA Bad Ass
BAC Bad Ass Chick
BAC By Any Chance
BAG Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
BAK Back At Keyboard
BAMF Bad Ass Mother Fucker
Banana Penis
BARB Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain
BAS Big ‘Butt’ Smile
BAU Business As Usual
BAY Back At Ya
BB Be Back
BB4N Bye Bye for Now
BBAMFIC Big Bad Ass Mother Fucker In Charge
BBB Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
BBBG Bye Bye Be Good
BBC Big Bad Challenge
BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFN Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF Be Back In A Few
BBIAM Be Back In A Minute
BBIAS Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW Be Back In A While
BBL Be Back Later
BBMFIC Big Bad Mother Fucker In Charge
BBN Bye Bye Now
BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS Be Back Soon
BBSD Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT Be Back Tomorrow
BBW Big Beautiful Woman
BC Because / Be Cool
BCBG Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
BCBS Big Company, Big School
BCC Blind Carbon Copy
BCNU Be Seeing You
BCOZ Because
BD Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
BDAY Birthday
B-DAY Birthday
BDBI5M Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
BDC Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
BDN Big Damn Number
BEG Big Evil Grin
BEOS Nudge
BF Boyfriend -or- Best Friend -or- Bitch Features
BFAW Best Friend At Work
BFD Big Fucking Deal
BFE Bum Fuck Egypt
BFF Best Friends Forever
BFFL Best Friends For Life
BFFLNMW Best Friends For Life, No Matter What
BFFN Best Friends For Now
BFFTTE Best Friends Forever Til The End
BFG Big Freaking Grin
BFN Bye For Now
BFR Big Fucking Rock
BG Big Grin
BGWM Be Gentle With Me
BHAG Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHG Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
BHIMBGO Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
BHL8 Be Home Late
BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart
BI5 Back In Five
BIB Boss Is Back
BIBI Bye Bye
BIBO Beer In, Beer Out
BIF Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
Big Blue Room or BBR Out Side, Being Out In The Sun
BIL Brother In Law
BIOIYA Break It Off In Your Ass
BION Believe It Or Not
BIOYA Blow It Out Your Ass
BIOYE Blow It Out Your Ear
BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYN Blow it Out Your Nose
BISFLATM Boy, I Sure Feel Like A Turquoise Monkey! (Unverified)
BITCH Basically In The Clear Homey
BITD Back In The Day
BITFOB Bring It The Fuck On, Bitch
BITMT But In The Meantime
BJ Blow Job
BJJDI Billy Joel Just Drove In
BKA Better Known As
BL Belly Laughing
BLBBLB Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
BLNT Better Luck Next Time
BM Byte Me
BM&Y Between Me And You
BME Based On My Experience
BMF Bad Mother Fucker
BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter
BMOF Bite Me Old Fart
BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass
BNDN Been Nowhere Done Nothing
BNF Big Name Fan
BO Bug Off -or- Body Odor
BOB Battery Operated Boyfriend
BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BOCTAAE But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BOL Best Of Luck
BOLO Be On The Look Out
BON Believe it Or Not
BOOMS Bored Out Of My Skull
Boot Monster A faceless creature that likes removing fellow chatters, usually caused by some network trouble somewhere
BOSMKL Bending Over Smacking My Knee Laughing
BOT Back On Topic
BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BOTOH But On The Other Hand
BOYF Boyfriend
BPLM Big Person Little Mind
BR Bathroom
BRB Be Right Back
BRD Bored
BRO Brother
BRT Be Right There
BS Big Smile -or- Bull Shit -or- Brain Strain
BSAAW Big Smile And A Wink
BSBD&NE Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
BSEG Big Shit Eating Grin
BSF But Seriously, Folks
BSOD Blue Screen of Death
BT Byte This
BTA But Then Again?
BTAICBW But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
BTDT Been There Done That
BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTFO Back The Fuck Off -or- Bend The Fuck Over
BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTN Better Than Nothing
BTOIYA Be There or It’s Your Ass
BTSOOM Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BTTP Back To The Point
BTTT Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
BTW By The Way
BTWBO Be There With Bells On
BUBU Slang Term For The Most Beautiful Of Women
BW Best Wishes
BWDIK But What Do I Know
BWL Bursting With Laughter
BWO Black, White or Other
BWTHDIK But What The Heck Do I Know?
BY Busy
BYKT But you Knew That
BYOA Bring Your Own Advil
BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
BYOC Bring Your Own Computer
BYOP Bring Your Own Paint (Paintball)
BYOW Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
BYTM Better You Than Me
BZ Busy

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C&G Chuckle And Grin
C/O Care Of
C/P Cross Post
C/S Change of Subject
C4N Ciao For Now
CAAC Cool As A Cucumber
CAD Control + Alt + Delete
CAM Camera (Sms)
CAS Crack A Smile
CBB Can’t Be Bothered
CBF Can’t Be Fucked
CBJ Covered Blow Job
CD9 Code 9 – it means parents are around
CF Coffee Freak
CFV Call For Vote
CHA Click Here Asshole
CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)
CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out
CICYHW Can I Copy Your Home Work
CID Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
CLAB Crying Like A Baby
CLM Career Limiting Move
CM Call Me
CMAP Cover My Ass Partner
CMB Call Me Back
CMF Count My Fingers
CMIW Correct Me if I’m Wrong
CMON Come On
CMU Crack Me Up
CNP Continued In Next Post
COB Close Of Business
COD Change Of Dressing
Cof$ Church of Scientology
COS Change Of Subject
COS Because
C-P Sleepy
CR8 Create
CRAFT Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing
CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAT Can’t Remember A Thing
CRAWS Can’t Remember Anything Worth A Shit
CRB Come Right Back
CRBT Crying Real Big Tears
CRDTCHCK Credit Check
CRS Can’t Remember Shit
CRTLA Can’t Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CS Career Suicide
CSA Cool Sweet Awesome
CSG Chuckle Snicker Grin
CSL Can’t Stop Laughing
CT Can’t Talk
CTA Call To Action
CTC Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat
CTC Care To Chat?
CTO Check This Out
CU See You
CUA See You Around
CUATU See You Around The Universe
CUL See You Later
CUL8ER See you later
CUMID See You In My Dreams
CUOL See You OnLine
CUWTA Catch Up With The Acronyms
CUZ Because
CWOT Complete Waste Of Time
CWYL Chat With You Later
CX Cancelled
CY Calm Yourself
CYA Cover Your Ass
CYA See You
CYAL8R See You Later
CYE Check your Email
CYEP Close Your Eyes Partner (Online Gaming)
CYL See You Later
CYM Check Your Mail
CYO See You Online
CYT See You Tomorrow
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D&M Deep & Meaningful
D/L Download
d00d Dude
D46? Down For Sex?
DAMHIK Don’T Ask Me How I Know
DAMHIKT Don’t Ask Me How I Know That
DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA Doing Business As
DBABAI Don’t Be A Bitch About It
DBAU Doing Business As Usual
DBD Don’t Be Dumb
DBEYR Don’t Believe Everything You Read
DD Due Diligence
DD Dear (Or Darling) Daughter
DD Due Diligence
DDD Direct Distance Dial
DDSOS Different Day, Same Old Shit
DETI Don’t Even Think It
DF Dear Friend
DGA Don’t Go Anywhere
DGAF Don’t give a Fuck
DGT Don’t Go There
DGTG Don’t Go There Girlfriend
DGYF Damn Girl You’re Fine
DH (depending on your mood!) Dear Husband ~ Darned Husband ~ Demented Husband
DHYB Don’t Hold Your Breath
DIAF Die In A Fire
DIC Drunk In Charge
DIIK Darned If I Know
DIKU Do I Know You?
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAF Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?
DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Shit?
DINK Double Incomes, No Kids
DIRFT Do It Right the First Time
DIS Did I Say?
DISTO Did I Say That Outloud?
DITR Dancing In The Rain
DITYID Did I Tell You I’m Distressed?
DIY Do It Yourself
DK Don’T Know
DKDC Don’t Know Don’t Care
DL Download -or- Dead Link
DLTBBB Don’T Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTM Don’t Lie To Me
DM Doesn’T Matter
DMI Don’t Mention It
DN Down
DNBL8 Do Not Be Late
DNC Do Not Compute (Meaning I Do Not Understand)
DND Do Not Disturb
DNR Dinner (Sms)
DNT Don’T
DOC Drug Of Choice
DOE Depends On Experience
DOE Daughter Of Eve
DOEI Goodbye (in Dutch)
DOM Dirty Old Man
DORD Department Of Redundancy Department
DOS Dozing Off Soon
DP Domestic Partner
DPS Damage Per Second (Online Gaming)
DPUP Don’t Poop Your Pants
DQMOT Don’t Quote Me On This
DQYDJ Don’t Quit Your Day Job
DR Didn’T Read
DRIB Don’t Read If Busy
DS Dear (Or Darling) Son
DSTR8 Damn Straight
DTC Deep Throaty Chuckle
DTR Define The Relationship
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DTS Don’T Think So
DTTAH Don’T Try This At Home
DUCWIC Do You See What I See?
DUI Driving Under the Influence
DUM Do You Masturbate?
DUNA Don’t Use No Acronyms
DUPE Duplicate
DUR Do You Remember?
DURS Damn You Are Sexy
DUSL Do You Scream Loud?
DUST Did You See That
DV8 Deviate
DW Wife Or Dear Wife
DWB Don’t Write Back
DWBH Don’t Worry Be Happy
DWF Divorced White Female
DWI Driving While Intoxicated
DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do
DWM Divorced White Male
DWPKOTL Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
DWS Driving While Stupid
DWWWI Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
DWYM Does What You Mean
DXNRY Dictionary
DYFM Dude You Fascinate Me
DYHAB Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAG Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYJHIW Don’t You Just Hate It When…
DYNWUTB Do You Know What You Are Talking About?
DYOFDW Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
DYOR Do Your Own Research (Common Stock Market Chat Slang)
DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing
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E Ecstasy
E1 Everyone
E123 Easy as One, Two, Three
E2EG Ear To Ear Grin
EAK Eating at Keyboard
EBKAC Error Between Keyboard And Chair
EF4T Effort
EFFIN Fucking
EFT Electronic Funds Transfer
EG Evil Grin
EIP Editing In Progress
EL Evil Laugh
EM Excuse Me
EMA E-Mail Address
EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In
EMI Excuse My Ignorance
EML Email Me Later
EMRTW Evil Monkey’s Rule The World
EMSG Email Message
ENUF Enough
EOB End Of Business
EOD End Of Day
EOD End Of Discussion
EOL End Of Life
EOM End Of Message
EOS End Of Show
EOT End Of Thread (Meaning: End Of Discussion)
ESAD Eat Shit And Die
ESADYFA Eat Shit And Die You Fucking Asshole
ESEMED Every Second Every Minute Every Day
ESH Experience, Strength, and Hope
ESMF Eat Shit Mother Fucker
ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator
ESP Especially
ETA Estimated Time Of Arrival
ETLA ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
EVA Ever
EVRE1 Every One
EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated
EZ Easy
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F Meaning Female
F2F Face To Face
FAAK Falling Asleep At Keyboard
FAB Features Attributes Benefits
FAF Funny As Fuck
FAH Fucking A Hot
FAP Fucking A Pissed
FAQ Frequently Asked Question(s)
FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List
FAWC For Anyone Who Cares
FB Fuck Buddy
FBF Fat Boy Food (e.g. Pizza, Burgers, Fries)
FBI Fucking Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FBM Fine By Me
FBOW [4BOW] For Better Or Worse
FC Fingers Crossed
FCFS First Come, First Served
FC’INGO For Crying Out Loud
FDGB Fall Down Go Boom
FE Fatal Error
FEITCTAJ Fuck ‘Em If They Can’T Take A Joke
FF Friends Forever
FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FFS For Fuck Sake
FICCL Frankly I Couldn’T Care A Less
FIF Fuck I’m Funny
FIIK Fuck If I Know
FIL Father-In-Law
FILF Father I’d Like to Fuck
FILTH Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
FIMH Forever In My Heart
FINE Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
FISH First In, Still Here
FITB Fill In The Blanks
FLA Four Letter Acronym
FLUID Fucking Look it Up, I Did
FMLTWIA Fuck Me Like The Whore I Am
FMTYEWTK Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FMUTA Fuck Me Up The Ass
FNG Fucking New Guy
FO Fuck Off
FOAD Fuck Off And Die
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOAG Fuck Off And Google
FOC Free of Charge
FOCL Falling Off Chair Laughing
FOFL Falling on Floor Laughing
FOL Fond of Leather
FOMC Fell Off My Chair
FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FORD Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
FOS Full Of Shit
FRED Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
FRT For Real Though
FS For Sale
FSBO For Sale By Owner
FSR For Some Reason
FSU Fuck Shit Up
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTF Fuck That’s Funny -or- Face To Face
FTFOI For The Fun Of It -or- For The Fuck Of It
FTL Faster Than Light
FTLOG For The Love Of God
FTN Fuck That Noise
FTR For The Record
FTRF Fuck That’s Really Funny
FTTB For The Time Being
FTW For The Win -or- Fuck The World
FU2 Fuck You Too
FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FUJIMO Fuck You Jack I’m Movin’ On
FUM Fucked Up Mess
FURTB Filled Up and Ready To Burst
FWB Friends With Benefits
FWD Forward
FWIW For What It’s Worth
FYA For Your Amusement
FYE For Your Edification
FYEO For Your Eyes Only
FYF From your Friend
FYI For Your Information
FYIFV Fuck You I’m Fully Vested
FYLTGE From Your Lips To Gods Ears
FYM For Your Misinformation
FYSBIGTBABN Fasten Your Seatbelts It’S Going To Be A Bumpy Night
G back to top
G Grin
G/F Girlfriend
G1 Good One
G2CU Good To See You
G2G Got To Go
G2GLYS Got To Go Love Ya So
G2R Got To Run
G4I Go For It
G4N Good For Nothing
G9 Genius
GA Go Ahead
GAB Getting A Beer
GAL Get A Life
GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little
GALHER Get A Load of Her
GALHIM Get A Load of Him
GANB Getting Another Beer
GAP Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
GAS Got A Second
GB Goodbye
GBG Great Big Grin
GBH Great Big Hug
GBTW Get Back To Work
GBU God Bless You
GC Good Crib
GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running
GD&RF Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
GDI God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
GDW Grin, Duck and Wave
GF Girlfriend
GFC or G4C Going For Coffee
GFETE Grinning From Ear To Ear
GFF Go Fucking Figure
GFI Go For It
GFN Gone For Now
GFON Good For One Night
GFR Grim File Reaper
GFTD Gone For The Day
GFY Good For You -or- Go Fuck Yourself
GFYMF Go Fuck Yourself Mother Fucker
GG Brother (Mandarin Chinese Txt Msgs)
GG Good Game
GGA Good Game All
GGN Gotta Go Now
GGOH Gotta Get Out of Here
GGP Gotta Go Pee
GI Google It
GIAR Give It A Rest
GIC Gift In Crib
GIC Gift In Crib (Online Gaming)
GIDK Gee I Don’t Know
GIGO Garbage In Garbage Out
GIRL Guy In Real Life
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I’d Said That
GJ Good Job
GJP Good Job Partner
GL Good Luck -or- Get Lost
GL/HF Good Luck, Have Fun
GLA Good Luck All
GLBT Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
GLG Good Looking Girl
GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting
GLNG Good Luck Next Game
GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I
GMAB Give Me A Break
GMAFB Give Me A Fucking Break
GMAO [GMBO] Giggling My Ass Off
GMBA Giggling My Butt Off
GMT Greenwich Mean Time
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT Great Minds Think For Themselves
GN Good Night
GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You
GNIGHT Good Night
GNITE Good Night
GNOC Get Naked On Cam
GNSD Good Night Sweet Dreams
GOI Get Over It
GOK God Only Knows
GOL Giggling Out Loud
GOS Gay Or Straight
GOWI Get On With It
GOYHH Get Off Your High Horse
GR&D Grinning, Running & Ducking
GR2BR Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish
GR8 Great
GRAS Generally Recognized As Safe
GRATZ Congratulations
GRL Girl
GRRR Growling
GRWG Get Right With God
GSH Good Sense Of Humour
GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake
GSOH Good Sense Of Humor
GSYJDWURMNKH Good Seeing You, Just Don’T Wear Your Monkey Hat
GT Good Try
GTBOS Glad To Be Of Service
GTFO Get The Fuck Out
GTFOOH Get The Fuck Out Of Here
GTG Got To Go
GTGB Got To Go Bye
GTGN Got To Go Now
GTGP Got To Go Pee
GTGTTBR or G2G2TBR Got To Go To The Bathroom
GTH Go To Hell
GTK Good To Know
GTM Giggle To Myself
GTRM Going To Read Mail
GTSY Glad To See You
GUD Geographically UnDesirable
GUD Good
GWI Get With It
GWS Get Well Soon
GYHOOYA Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
GYPO Get Your Pants Off
H back to top
H&K Hugs and Kisses
H/O Hold On
H/P Hold Please
H2 How To
H2CUS Hope To See You Soon
H4U Hot For You
H4XX0R Hacker -or- To Be Hacked
H8 Hate
H8TTU Hate To Be You
HAG1 Have A Good One
HAGD Have a Great Day
HAGN Have A Good Night
HAGO Have A Good One
HAK Hugs And Kisses
HAND Have a Nice Day
HAR Hit And Run
HAU How About You?
HAWTLW Hello And Welcome To Last Week
HB Hurry Back
HBASTD Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
HBB Hip Beyond Belief
H-BDAY Happy Birthday
HBIB Hot But Inappropriate Boy
HCC Holy Computer Crap
HD Hold
HF Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
HFAC Holy Flipping Animal Crackers
H-FDAY Happy Father’S Day
HHIS Hanging Head In Shame
HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS Ha-Ha, Only Serious
HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIG How’S It Going
HIH Hope It Helps
HIOOC Help, I’m Out Of Coffee
HITAKS Hang In There And Keep Smiling
HLOL Hystericly Laughing Out Loud
HLOLARAWCHAWMP Hystericaly Laughing Out Loud And Rolling Around While Clapping Hands And Wetting My Pants
H-MDAY Happy Mother’S Day
HNTW How Nice That Was
HNY Happy New Year
HO Hang On -or- Hold On
HOAS Hold On A Second
HOHA HOllywood HAcker
HOIC Hold On, I’m Coming
HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word
HP Home Page
HPPO Highest Paid Person in Office
HRU How Are You?
HSIK How Should I Know
HT Hi There
HTB Hang The Bastards
HTH Hope This (or That) Helps
HTNOTH Hit The Nail On The Head
HUA Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass
HUB Head Up Butt
HUGZ Hugs
HUYA Head Up Your Ass
HV Have
HW Homework
HWGA Here We Go Again
I back to top
I 1-D-R I Wonder
I&I Intercourse & Inebriation
I.A.C. I am cute
I2 I Too (Me Too)
IA8 I Already Ate
IAAA I Am An Accountant
IAAD I Am A Doctor
IAAL I Am A Lawyer
IAC In Any Case -or- I Am Confused
IAE In Any Event
IAITS It’s All In The Subject
IANAC I Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTV I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On Tv
IANAE I Am Not An Expert
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
IANNNGC I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
IAO I Am Out (Of Here)
IASAP4U I Always Say A Prayer For You
IAT I Am Tired
IAW I Agree With -or- In Accordance With
IAY I Adore You
IAYM I Am Your Master
IAYT I Adore You Too
IB I’m Back
IBGYBG I’ll Be Gone, You’ll Be Gone
IBIWISI I’ll Believe It When I See It
IBK Idiot Behind Keyboard
IBRB I’ll Be Right Back
IBT In Between Technology
IBTC Itty Bitty Titty Committee
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IBTL In Before The Lock
IC I See
ICAM I Couldn’T Agree More
ICBW I Could Be Wrong
ICCL I Couldn’T Care Less
ICEDI I Can’T Even Discuss It
ICFILWU I Could Fall In Love With You
ICQ I Seek You
ICYC In Case You’re Curious -or- In Case You Care
ID10T Idiot
IDC I Don’t Care
IDGAF I Don’t Give A Fuck
IDGARA I Don’t Give A Rats Ass
IDGI I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t Get Involved
IDK I Don’T Know
IDKY I Don’t Know You
I-D-L Ideal
IDM It Does Not Matter
IDN I Don’T Know
IDST I Didn’t Say That
IDTA I Did That Already
IDTS I Don’t Think So
IFAB I Found A Bug
IFU I Fucked Up
IG2R I Got To Run
IGGP I Gotta Go Pee
IGHT I Got High Tonight
IGN I (I’Ve) Got Nothing
IGP I Gotta Pee
IGTP I Get The Point
IHA I Hate Acronyms
IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO I Have No Opinion
IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This Fucking Place
IHU I Hear You
IIABDFI If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It
IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIR If I Remember -or- If I Recall
IIRC If I Recall/Remember/Recollect Correctly
IIT Is It Tight?
IITLYTO If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWYBMAD If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIWM If It Were Me
IJPMP I Just Pissed My Pants
IJWTK I Just Want To Know
IJWTS I Just Want To Say
IK I Know
IKALOPLT I Know A Lot Of People Like That
IKR I Know, Right?
IKWUM I Know What You Mean
IKYABWAI I Know You Are But What Am I?
ILA I Love Acronyms
ILBL8 I’Ll Be Late
ILF/MD I Love Female/Male Dominance
ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILU I Love You
ILU2 I Love You Too
ILUAAF I Love You As A Friend
ILUM I Love You Man
ILY I Love You
ILY4E I Love You Forever
IM Instant Messaging, examples Yahoo, ICQ, MSN Messenger, AIM, and Jabber
IM2BZ2P I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
IMA I Might Add
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO In My Considered Opinion
IME In My Experience
IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You?
IMHEIUO In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
IMHO In My Honest/Humble Opinion
IMNERHO In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In my opinion
IMOO In My Own Opinion
IMPOV In My Point Of View
IMRU I Am, Are You?
IMS I Am Sorry
IMSB I Am So Bored
IMTM I Am The Man
IMU I Miss U (You)
INAL I’M Not A Lawyer
INBD It’s No Big Deal
INMP It’s Not My Problem
INNW If Not Now, When
INPO In No Particular Order
INUCOSM It’s No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
IOH I’m Outta Here
IOMH In Over My Head
ION Index Of Names
IOTTMCO Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer
IOU I Owe You
IOUD Inside, Outside, Upside Down
IOW In Other Words
IPN I’m Posting Naked
IRL In Real Life (That Is, When Not Chatting)
IRMC I Rest My Case
ISAGN I See A Great Need
ISH Insert Sarcasm Here
ISLY I Still Love You
ISO In Search Of
ISRN I’ll Stop Rambling Now
ISS I Said So -or- I’m So Sure
ISSYGTI I’m So Sure You Get The Idea
ISTM It Seems To Me
ISTR I Seem To Remember
ISWYM I See What You Mean
ISYALS I’ll Send You A Letter Soon
ITA I Totally Agree
ITAM It’S The Accounting, Man (Financial Blogs)
ITFA In The Final Analysis
ITIGBS I Think I’M Going To Be Sick
ITM In The Money
ITS Intense Text Sex
ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits Wear It
ITYK I Thought You Knew
ITYM I Think You Mean
ITYS I Told You So
IUM If You Must
IUSS If You Say So
IWALU I Will Always Love You
IWAWO I Want A Way Out
IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
IWBNI It Would Be Nice If
IWIAM Idiot Wrapped In A Moron
IWIK I Wish I Knew
IWIWU I Wish I Was You
IWSN I Want Sex Now
IYAOYAS If You Ain’t Ordinance You Ain’t Shit
IYD In Your Dreams
IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO In Your Opinion
IYQ I Like You
IYSS If You Say So
IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
J back to top
J/C Just Checking
J/J Just Joking
J/K Just Kidding
J/O Jerking Off
J/P Just Playing
J/W Just Wondering
j00 You
j00r Your
J2LYK Just To Let You Know
J4F Just For Fun
J4G Just For Grins
J4T or JFT Just For Today
J5M Just Five Minutes
JAC Just A Sec
JAD Just Another day
JAFO Just Another Fucking Onlooker
JAFS Just A Fucking Salesman
JAM Just A Minute
JAS Just A Second
JC Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
JDI Just Do It
JEOMK Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
JFF Just For Fun
JFH Just Fuck Her
JFI Just For Information
JFYI Just For Your Information
JIC Just In Case
JIT Just In Time
JJA Just Joking Around
JK Just Kidding
JLMK Just Let Me Know
JLY Jesus Loves You
JM2C Just My 2 Cents
JMO Just My Opinion
JOOTT Just One Of Those Things
JP Jackpot (Online Gaming, Bingo Games)
JSU Just Shut Up
JSYK Just So You Know
JT Just Teasing
JTLYK Just To Let You Know
JTOL Just Thinking Out Loud
JTOU Just Thinking Of You
JTYMLTK Just Thought You Might Like To Know
JUADLAM Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
JW Just Wondering
K back to top
K OK
K/B Keyboard
K8T Katie
KB Kick Butt
KBD Keyboard
KEWL It Means Cool
KFY -or- K4Y Kiss For You
KHYF Know How You Feel
KIA Killed In Action
KIBO Knowledge In, BullShit Out
KIR Keep It Real
KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT Keep In Touch
KITTY Vagina
KK Kiss Kiss / Knock, Knock
KK Okay, Okay!
KMA Kiss My Ass
KMB Kiss My Butt
KMFHA Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
KMP Keep Me Posted
KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KMSLA Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
KMUF Kiss Me You Fool
KMWA Kiss My White Ass
KNIM Know What I Mean?
KOC Kiss On Cheek
KOK Knock
KOL Kiss On Lips
KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL Kiss On The Lips
KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
KS Kill Then Steal (Online Gaming)
KT Katie
KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM Know What I Mean?
KWSTA Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed
KYPO Keep Your Pants On
L back to top
L Laugh
L2G Like To Go?
L2K Like To Come
L2M Listening To Music
l33t Leet, Meaning ‘Elite’
L8R Later
LABATYD Life’s A Bitch And Then You Die
LAQ Lame Ass Quote
LB?W/C Like Bondage? Whips or Chains
LBAY Laughing Back At You
LBR and LGR Little Boy’s Room and Little Girl’s Room
LBUG or LBIG Laughing Because You’re Gay -or- Laughing Because I’m Gay
LD Long Distance -or- Later Dude
LDIMEDILLIGAF Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck
LDR Long Distance Relationship
LDTTWA Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
LEMENO Let Me Know
LERK Leaving Easy Reach Of Keyboard
LF Let’s Fuck
LFTI Looking Forward To It
LGH Lets Get High
LGMAS Lord Give Me A Sign
LH6 Lets Have Sex
LHM Lord Help Me
LHO Laughing Head Off
LHOS Lets Have Online Sex
LHSO Let’s Have Sex Online
LHSX Lets Have Sex
LHU Lord Help Us
LIC Like I Care
LIFO Last In, First Out
LIK Meaning Liquor
LIMT Laugh In My Tummy
LIS Laughing In Silence
LJBF Let’s Just Be Friends
LKITR Little Kid In The Room
LLOM Like Leno on Meth
LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMA Leave Me Alone
LMAO Laugh My Ass Off
LMFAO Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
LMHO Laughing My Head Off
LMIRL Let’s Meet In Real Life
LMK Let Me Know
LMNK Leave My Name Out
LMSO Laughing My Socks Off
LMTCB Left Message To Call Back
LOA List Of Acronyms
LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love
LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again
LOLH Laughing Out Loud Hysterically
LOLOL Laughing Out Loud On Line
LOLWTF Laughing Out Loud (Saying) “What The Fuck?”
LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
LOML Love Of My Life
LONH Lights On, Nobody Home
LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LORE Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere
LOTI Laughing On The Inside
LOU Laughing Over You
LPOS Lazy Piece Of Shit
LQTM Laughing Quietly To Myself
LRF Little Rubber Feet
LSHMBB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSV Language, Sex, Violence
LTD Living The Dream
LTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type
LTIC Laughing Til I Cry
LTL Lets Talk Later
LTM Laugh To Myself
LTNS Long Time No See
LTNT Long Time, No Type
LTOD Laptop Of Death
LTR Long Term Relationship
LTS Laughing To Self
LTTIC Look The Teacher Is Coming
LU Looking Up
LULAB Love You Like A Brother
LULAS Love You Like A Sister
LULT Love You Long Time
LULU Locally Undesireable Land Use
LULZ Slang For Lol
LUMTP Love You More Than Pie
LUSM Love You So Much
LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart
LVM Left Voice Mail
LWOS Laughing Without Smiling
LWR Launch When Ready
LY Love You
LY4E Love You Forever
LYA Love You All
LYB Love You Babe
LYCYLBB Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye
LYKYAMY Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
LYL Love You Lots
LYLAB Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
LYLB Love You Later Bye
LYMI Love You, Mean It
LYSM Love You So Much
LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart
M back to top
M/B Mail Back
M/F Male Or Female
M2NY Me Too, Not Yet
M4C Meet for Coffee
M8 Mate
MA Mature Audience
MAY Mad About You
MAYA Most Advanced Yet Accessible
MBN Must Be Nice
MBRFN Must Be Real Fucking Nice
MC Merry Christmas
MCIBTY My Computer Is Better Than Yours
MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over
MFD Multi-Function Device
MFI Mad For It
MFIC Mother Fucker In Charge
MGB May God Bless
MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
MHDC My Hard Drive Crashed
MHOTY My Hat’s Off To You
MIA Missing In Action
MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please
MIL Mother-In-Law
MILF Mother I’d Like to Fuck
MIRL Meet In Real Life
MITIN More Info Than I Needed
MKAY Meaning “Mmm, Okay”
MKOP My Kind Of Place
ML More Later
MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
MLAS My Lips Are Sealed
MLM Meaning Give The Middle Finger
MM Market Maker
MM Sister (Mandarin Chinese Txt Msgs)
MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You
MMK Meaning Okay? (As A Question)
MNC Mother Nature Calls
MO Move On
Mod Moderator, person that can kick, boot and ban ppl chating
MOF Matter Of Fact
MOFO Mother Fucker
MOMPL One Moment Please
MOO Mud, Object-Oriented
MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOP MOment Please
MORF Male Or Female
MOS Mom Over Shoulder
MOSS Member Of The Same Sex
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD Message Of The Day
MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MPFB My Personal Fuck Buddy
MRA Moving Right Along
MSG Message
MSMD Monkey See Monkey Do
MSNUW Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
MTBF Mean Time Before Failure
MTCW My Two Cents Worth
MTE My Thoughts Exactly
MTF More To Follow
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MTLA My True Love Always
MTSBWY May The Schwartz Be With You
MUAH Multiple Unsuccessful Attempts (At/To) Humor
MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MUSM Miss You So Much
MWAH Sound Of A Kiss
MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later
MYL Mind Your Language
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
N back to top
N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
N/M Never Mind
N/P No Problem
N/T No Text
n00b Newbie
N1 Nice One
N2M Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
N2MJCHBU Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU
NAB Not A Blonde
NADT Not A Damn Thing
NAGB Nearly Almost A Good Bridge
NAGI Not A Good Idea
NAK Nursing At Keyboard
NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
NANA Not Now, No Need
NATCH Naturally
NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself
N-A-Y-L In A While
NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NB4T Not Before Time
NBD No Big Deal
NBFAB Not Bad For A Beginner
NBFABS Not Bad For A Bot Stopper
NBIF No Basis In Fact
NBLFY Nothing But Love For You
NC Nice Crib
NCG New College Graduate
NDN Indian -or- Native American
NE Anyway
NE1 Anyone
N-E-1 Anyone
NE1ER Anyone Here
Ne2H Need To Have
NESEC Any Second
NETUA Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
NEV Neighborhood Electric Vehicle
NEWS North, East, West, South
NFBSK Not For British School Kids
NFC Not Favorably Considered -or- No Fucking Chance
NFF No Fucking Fair
NFG Not Fucking Good
NFI No Fucking Idea
NFM None For Me / Not For Me
NFS Not For Sale
NFW No Fucking Way -or- No Feasible Way
NFWS Not For Work Safe
NG New Game
NGB Nearly Good Bridge
NH Nice Hand
NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her
NICE Nonsense In Crappy Existence
NIFOC Naked In Front Of Computer
NIGI Now I Get It
NIGYYSOB Now I’ve Got You, You Son Of a Bitch
NIH Not Invented Here
NIM No Internal Message
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NIMJD Not In My Job Description
NIMQ Not In My Queue
NIMY Never In A Million Years
NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
NIROK Not In Reach Of Keyboard
NISM Need I Say More
NITL Not In This Lifetime
NIYWFD Not In Your Wildest Fucking Dreams
NLL Nice Little Lady
NLT No Later Than
NM Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
NME Enemy
NMH Not Much Here
NMHJC Not Much Here, Just Chilling
NMP Not My Problem
NMTE Now More Than Ever
NMU Not Much, You?
NN Not Now
NNCIMINTFZ Not Now Chief, I’M In The Fuckin’ Zone
NNWW Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
NO Not Online
NO1 No One
NOA Not Online Anymore
NOFI No OFfence Intended
NOS New Old Stock
NOY Not Online Yet
NOYB Not Of Your Business
NP No Problem -or- Nosy Parents
NPC Non-playing Character (Online Gaming)
NQA No Questions Asked
NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear
NQT Newly Qualified Teacher
NR Nice Roll (Online Gaming)
NRG Energy
NRN No Response/Reply Necessary
NS Nice Set
NS Nice Score (Online Gaming)
NSA No Strings Attached
NSFW Not Safe For Work
NSISR Not Sure If Spelled Right
NSS No Shit Sherlock
NSTLC Need Some Tender Loving Care
NT No Thanks
NT Nice Try
NTA Not This Again
NTG Not Too Good
NTHING Nothing (Sms)
NTIM Not That It Matters
NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
NTK Nice To Know
NTM Not That Much
NTTAWWT Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That
NTW Not To Worry
NTYMI Now That You Mention It
NUB New person to a site or game
NUFF Enough Said
NVM NeVer Mind
NVNG Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
NVR Never
NW No Way!
NWAL Nerd Without A Life
NWO No Way Out
NWR Not Work Related
NYC Not Your Concern
NYCFS New York City Finger Salute
NYO Need Your Opinion
NYP Not Your Problem
O back to top
O Opponent -or- Over
OA Online Auctions
OAO Over And Out
OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
OB Obligatory
OB Oh Baby
OBE Overcome By Events
OBO Or Best Offer
OBTW Oh By The Way
OBX Old Battle Axe
OC Original Character -or- Own Character
OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
ODTAA One Damn Thing After Another
OF Old Fart
OI Operator Indisposed
OIC Oh, I See
OICU812 Oh I See, You Ate One Too
OJ Only Joking
OK All Correct
OL Old Lady
OLL Online Love
OLN OnLine Netiquette
OM Old Man
OM Old Man
OMB Oh My Buddha
OMDB Over My Dead Body
OMFG Oh My Fucking God
OMG Oh My God
OMGYG2BK Oh My God, You Got To Be Kidding
OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
OML Oh My Lord
OMW On My Way
ONID Oh No I Didn’t
ONL Online
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
ONUD Oh No You Didn’t
OO Over and Out
OOAK One Of A Kind
OOC Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
OOF Out Of Facility
OOH Out Of Here
OOI Out Of Interest
OOO Out Of Office
OOS Out Of Stock
OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment
OOTD One Of These Days
OOTO Out Of The Office
OP On Phone
ORLY Oh Really?
OSIF Oh Shit I Forgot
OSINTOT Oh Shit I Never Thought Of That
OST On Second Thought
OT Off Topic (Discussion Forums)
OT1H On The One Hand
OTASOIC Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
OTB Off To Bed
OTC Over The Counter
OTF Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
OTFL On The Floor Laughing
OTH Off The Hook
OTL Out To Lunch
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTP On The Phone
OTT Over The Top
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
OTW On The Way
OUSU Oh, You Shut Up
OVA Over
OW Oh Well
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
OYO On Your Own
OZ Australia
P back to top
P Partner (Online Gaming)
P&C Private & Confidential
P2C2E Process Too Complicated Too Explain
P2P Peer To Peer
P2U4URAQTP Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
P911 My Parents Are Coming!
PA Parent Alert
PAL Parents Are Listening
PANB Parents Are Nearby
PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PAW Parents Are Watching
PB Potty Break
PBB Parent Behind Back
PBEM Play By EMail
PBJ Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
PBOOK Phonebook (E-mail)
PC Personal Computer -or- Politically Correct
PC Player Character (Online Gaming)
PCB Please Call Back
PCM Please Call Me
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PD Public Domain
PDA Public Display Of Affection
PDH Pretty Darn Happy
PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
PDQ Pretty Darn Quick
PDS Please Don’t Shoot
PEBCAC Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEEPS People
PEST Please Excuse Slow Typing
PFA Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
PFC Pretty Fucking Cold
PHAT Pretty Hot And Tempting
PHB Pointy Haired Boss
PHS Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
PIAPS Pig In A Pant Suit
PIBKAC Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
PIC Picture
PICNIC Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
PIF Paid In Full
PIMP Peeing In My Pants
PIMPL Peeing In My Pants Laughing
PIN Person In Need
PIP Peeing In Pants (Laughing Hard)
PIR Parent In Room
PISS Put In Some Sugar
PITA Pain In The Ass
PITMEMBOAM Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
PKMN Pokemon (Online Gaming)
PL8 Plate
PLMK Please Let Me Know
PLO Peace, Love, Out
PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLOS Parents Looking Over Shoulder
PLS Please
PLU People Like Us
PLZ Please
PM Private Message
PMBI Pardon My Butting In
PMF Pardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic
PMFI Pardon Me For Interrupting
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMFJIB Pardon Me For Jumping In But….
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
PML Pissing Myself Laughing
PMP Peed My Pants
PMSL Pissed MySelf Laughing
PMTA Perverted Minds Think Alike
PNATMBC Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
PNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
PND Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
PO Piss Off
POAHF Put On A Happy Face
POAK Passed Out At Keyboard
PONA Person Of No Account
POOF Goodbye (Leaving The Room)
POS Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Shit
POSC Piece Of Shit Computer
POSSLQ Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POTS Plain Old Telephone Service
POTUS President of the United States
POV Point of View
POV Privately Owned Vehicle (Originally Used To Differentiate An Individual’s Vehicle From A Military Vehicle)
PP People
PPL Pay-Per-Lead -or- People
PPU Pending Pick-up
PROLLY Probably
PRON Meaning Pornography
PRT Party
PRW Parents Are Watching
PS Post Script
PSA Public Service Announcement
PSO Product Superior to Operator
PSOS Parent Standing Over Shoulder
PSP Playstation Portable
PST Please Send Tell (Online Gaming)
PTH Prime Tanning Hours
PTL Praise The Lord
PTMM Please Tell Me More
PTMY Pleased To Meet You
PTO Please Turn Over
PTP Pardon The Pun
PTPOP Pat The Pissed Off Primate
PTSS Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome
PU That Stinks!
PUG Pick Up Group (Online Gaming)
PVP Player Versus Player
PWN Meaning “Own”
PWNT Owned
PWP Plot, What Plot?
PXT Please Explain That
PZ Peace
P-ZA Pizza
PZA Pizza
Q back to top
Q Queue
Q2C Quick To Cum
QFE Question For Everyone
QFI Quoted For Irony
QFT Quoted For Truth -or- Quit Fucking Talking
QIK Quick
QL Quit Laughing
QLS Reply
QOTD Quote Of The Day
QQ Quick Question -or- Cry More
QS Quit Scrolling
QSL Reply
QSO Conversation
QT Cutie/Quiet
QTPI Cutie Pie
QYB Quit Your Bitching
R back to top
R U there? Are you there?
R&D Research & Development
R&R Rest & Relaxation
RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RAT Remotely Activated Trojan
RB@Ya Right Back at Ya
RBAY Right Back At You
RBTL Read Between The Lines
RC Remote Control
RCI Rectal Cranial Inversion
RE Regarding
REHI Hello Again (re-Hi!)
RFD Request For Discussion
RFR Really Fucking Rich
RFS Really Fucking Soon
RGR Roger
RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges
RIP Rest In Peace
RIYL Recommended If You Like
RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RL Real Life (That Is, When Not Chatting)
RLCO Real Life Conference
RLF Real Life Friend
RLY Really
RM Remake
RME Rolling My Eyes
RMLB Read My Lips Baby
RMMA Reading My Mind Again
RMMM Read My Mail Man
RN Right Now
RNN Reply Not Necessary
ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLCOPTER Rolling On Floor Laughing And Spinning Around
ROL Raffing Out Loud
ROR Raffing Out Roud (Engrish For Laughing Out Loud)
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMAOWPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLMBO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off
ROTFLMFAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable To Speak
ROTFWTIME Rolling On The Floor With Tears In My Eyes
ROTGL Rolling On The Ground Laughing
ROTGLMAO Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
ROTM Right On The Money
RPG Role Playing Games
RRQ Return Receipt Request
RRR haR haR haR (instead of LOL)
RS Runescape (Online Gaming)
RSN Real Soon Now
RT Real Time
RTBM Read The Bloody Manual
RTBS Reason To Be Single
RTDox Read The Documentation/Directions
RTF Read The FAQ
RTFAQ Read The FAQ
RTFF Read The Fucking FAQ
RTFM Read The Fucking Manual
RTFQ Read The Fucking Question
RTH Release The Hounds
RTK Return To Keyboard
RTMS Read The Manual, Stupid
RTNTN Retention (E-mail, Government)
RTRCTV Retroactive (E-mail, Government)
RTRMT Retirement (E-mail, Government)
RTSM Read The Stupid Manual!
RTTSD Right Thing To Say Dude
RTWFQ Read The Whole Fucking Question
RU Are You?
RU/18 Are You Over 18?
RUFKM Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
RUH Are You Horny?
RUMCYMHMD Are You On Medication Cause You Must Have Missed A Dose
RUMORF Are You Male Or Female?
RUNTS Are You Nuts?
RUOK Are You OK?
RUS Are You Serious?
RUSOS Are You SOS (in trouble)?
RUT Are You There?
RUUP4IT Are You Up For It?
RX Regards
RYB Read Your Bible
RYFM Read Your Friendly Manual
RYO Roll Your Own (Write Your Own Program; Derived from cigarettes rolled yourself with tobacco and paper)
RYS Are You Single?
S back to top
S Smile
S^ What’s Up?
S2R Send To Receive (Meaning Send Me Your Picture To Get Mine)
S2S Sorry To Say
S2U Same To You
S4L Spam For Life
SADAD Suck A Dick And Die
SAH Stay At Home
SAHM Stay At Home Mom
SAIA Stupid Asses In Action
SAL Such A Laugh
SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
SB Stand By
SBI Sorry ‘Bout It
SBT Sorry ’bout that
SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again
SBUG Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
SC Stay Cool
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
SDK Scottie Doesn’t Know -or- Software Developer’s Kit
SDMB Sweet Dreams, My Baby
SEC Wait a second
SED Said Enough Darling
SEG Shit Eating Grin
SEP Somebody Else’s Problem
SETE Smiling Ear To Ear
SEWAG Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
SF Surfer Friendly (low-graphics Web site)
SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware
SFAIK So Far As I Know
SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear
SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFTTM Stop Fucking Talking To Me
SFX Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects
SH Same Here/Shit Happens
SH^ Shut Up
SHB Should Have Been
SHCOON Shoot Hot Coffee Out Of Nose
SHID Slap Head In Disgust
SHMILY See How Much I Love You
SIC Spelling Is Correct
SICL Sitting In Chair Laughing
SICNR Sorry, I Could Not Resist
SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering
SIG2R Sorry, I Got To Run
SII Seriously Impaired Imagination
SIL Sister-In-Law
SIMYC Sorry I Missed Your Call
SIP Skiing In Powder
SIS Snickering In Silence
SIT Stay In Touch
SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD Still In The Dark
SIUP Suck It Up Pussy
SIUYA Shove It Up Your Ass
SK8 Skate
SK8NG Skating
SK8R Skater
SK8RBOI Skater Boy
SL Second Life
SLAP Sounds Like A Plan
SLAW Sounds Like A Winner
SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid
SLM See Last Mail
SLOM Sticking Leeches On Myself
SLT Something Like That
SM Senior Moment
SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message
SMB Suck My Balls
SME Subject Matter Expert
SMEM Send Me E-Mail
SMH Shaking My Head
SMHID Scratching My Head In Disbelief
SMOP Small Matter of Programming
SN Screen Name
SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO Significant Other (spouse, boy/girlfriend)
SOB Son Of a Bitch
SOBT Stressed Out Big Time
SOGOP Shit Or Get Off the Pot
SOH Sense Of Humor
SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure
SOI Self Owning Idiot
SOIAR Sit On It And Rotate
SOL Shit Out of Luck/Sooner or later
SOMY Sick Of Me Yet?
SOOYA Snake Out Of Your Ass
SOP Standard Operating Procedure
SorG Straight or Gay
SOS Same Old Shit
SOS Meaning Help
SOT Short Of Time
SOTMG Short On Time, Must Go
SOW Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
SOWM Someone With Me
SOZ Sorry
SPAM Stupid Person’s Advertisement
SPK Speak (Sms)
SPST Same Place Same Time
SPTO Spoke To
SQ Square
SRO Standing Room Only
SRSLY Seriously
SRY Sorry
SS So Sorry
SSC Super Sexy Cute
SSDD Same Shit Different Day
SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SSIA Subject Says It All
SSIF So Stupid It’s Funny
SSINF So Stupid It’s Not Funny
ST&D Stop Texting And Drive
STATS Your Sex And Age
STBY Sucks To Be You
STD Seal The Deal
STFU Shut The Fuck Up
STFW Search The Fucking Web
STM Spank The Monkey
STPPYNOZGTW Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
STR8 Straight
STS So To Speak
STW Search The Web
STYS Speak To You Soon
SU Shut Up
SUAC Shit Up A Creek
SUAKM Shut Up And Kiss Me
SUFI Super Finger -or- Shut Up Fucking Imbecile
SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUITM See You In The Morning
SUL See You Later/Snooze You Lose
SUP What’s Up?
SUX Meanings Sucks Or “It Sucks”
SUYF Shut Up You Fool
SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
SWAK Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
SWALBCAKWS Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won’T Stick
SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWAT Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWDYT So What Do You Think
SWF Single White Female
SWIM See What I Mean?
SWIS See What I’m Saying
SWL Screaming With Laughter
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed. Meaning Wife Or Partner
SWU So What’s Up
SYL See You Later
SYS See You Soon
SYT See You Tomorrow
T back to top
T&C Terms & Conditions
T@YL Talk At You Later
T+ Think Positive
T4BU Thanks For Being You
TA Thanks Again
TABOOMA Take A Bite Out Of My Ass
TAF That’s All, Folks!
TAFN That’S All For Now
TAH Take A Hike
TAKS That’s A Knee Slapper
TAM Tomorrow A.M.
TANJ There Ain’t No Justice
TANK Meaning Really Strong
TANKED Meaning “Owned”
TANKING Meaning “Owning”
TANSTAAFL There Ain’T No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TAP Take A Pill
TARFU Things Are Really Fucked Up
TAS Taking A Shower
TAU Thinking About U (You)
TAUMUALU Thinking About You Miss You Always Love You
TAW Teachers Are Watching
TBA To Be Advised
TBAG Process Of Disgracing A Corpse, Taunting A Fragged/Killed Player (Online Gaming)
TBC To Be Continued
TBD To Be Determined
TBDOOTD To Be Done One Of These Days!
TBE Thick Between Ears
TBH To Be Honest
TBL Text Back Later
TBYB Try Before You Buy
TC Take Care
TCB Trouble Came Back
TCOB Taking Care Of Business
TCOY Take Care Of Yourself
TD Tower Defense (Online Gaming)
TDM Too Darn Many
TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
TFDS That is For Darn Sure
TFH Thread From Hell
TFLMS Thanks For Letting Me Share
TFMIU The Fucking Manual Is Unreadable
TFN Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
TFS Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTT Thanks For The Thought
TFX Traffic
TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally
TGGTG That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
TGIF Thank God it’s Friday
THKS Thanks
THNQ Thank-you (Sms)
THNX Thanks
THT Think Happy Thoughts
THX Thank You
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIAD Tomorrow Is Another Day
TIAIL Think I Am In Love
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TIGAS Think I Give A Shit
TILII Tell It Like It Is
TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
TISC This Is So Cool
TISL This Is So Lame
TISNC This Is So Not Cool
TISNF That Is So Not Fair
TISNT That Is So Not True
TK To Come
TKU4UK Thank You For Your Kindness
TL Too Long
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TLC Tender Loving Care
TLGO The List Goes On
TLITBC That’s Life In The Big City
TLK2UL8R Talk To You Later
TLK-2-U-L-8-R Talk To You Later
TM Trust Me
TMA Too Many Acronyms
TMB Text Me Back
TMI Too Much Information
TMK To My Knowledge
TMOT Trust Me On This
TMTH Too Much To Handle
TMTOWTDI There’s More Than One Way To Do It
TMWFI Take My Word For It
TNA Temporarily Not Available
TNC Tongue In Cheek
TNT Till Next Time
TNTL Trying Not To Laugh
TNX Thanks
TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG This Oughta Be Good
TOJ Tears Of Joy
TOM Tomorrow
TOPCA Til Our Paths Cross Again (Early Celtic Chat Term)
TOS Terms Of Service
TOT Tons Of Time
TOU Thinking Of You
TOY Thinking Of You
TP Team Player -or- TelePort
TPC The Phone Company
TPM Tomorrow P.M.
TPS That’s Pretty Stupid
TPTB The Powers That Be
TQM Total Quality Management
TRAM The Rest Are Mine
TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TRDMF Tears Running Down My Face
TS Tough Shit -or- Totally Stinks
TSIA This Says It All
TSIF Thank Science It’s Friday
TSNF That’s So Not Fair
TSOB Tough Son Of a Bitch
TSR Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
TSRA Two Shakes of a Rat’s Ass
TSTB The Sooner, The Better
TSWC Tell Someone Who Cares
TT Big Tease
TTA Tap That Ass
TTBOMK or 2TBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN Ta Ta For Now (Bye For Now)
TTG Time to Go
TTIOT The Truth Is Out There
TTKSF Trying To Keep a Straight Face
TTLY Totally
TTMF Ta, Ta, MOFO
TTS Text To Speech
TTT That’s The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
TTT Thought That, Too (When Someone Types In What You Were About To Type)
TTTHTFAL Talk To The Hand The Face Ain’t Listening
TTTKA Time To Totally Kick Ass
TTTT These Things Take Time/To Tell The Truth
TTUL Talk To You Later
TTYAFN Talk To You Awhile From Now
TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now
TTYL Talk To You Later
TTYL Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
TTYS Talk To You Soon
TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow
TU Thank You
TVM4YEM Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
TVN Thank You Very Much
TWHAB This Won’t Hurt A Bit
TWIMC To Whom it may Concern
TWIMC or 2WIMC To Whom It May Concern
TWIWI That Was Interesting, Wasn’t It?
TWSS That’S What She Said
TX Thanks
TXS Thanks
TY Thank You
TYAFY Thank You And Fuck You
TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
TYS Told You So
TYSO Thank You So Much
TYT Take Your Time
TYVM Thank You Very Much
U back to top
U You
U Up Are You Up?
U2 You Too
U4E Yours For Ever
U8 You Ate?
UAPITA You’re A Pain In The Ass
UBS Unique Buying State
UCMU You Crack Me Up
UCWAP Up a Creek Without A Paddle
UDH82BME You’d Hate To Be Me
UDI Unidentified Drinking Injury (Meaning Bruise, Scratch, Ache And So On)
UFB Un Fucking Believable
UFN Until Further Notice
UG2BK You’ve Got To Be Kidding
UGC User-Generated Content
UGTBK You’Ve Got To Be Kidding
UKTR You Know That’S Right
UL Upload
U-L You Will
UN4TUN8 Unfortunate
UNBLEFBLE Unbelievable
UNCRTN Uncertain
unPC unPolitically Correct
UNTCO You Need To Chill Out
UOK Are You OK?
UPOD Under Promise Over Deliver
UR You Are
UR2K You Are Too Kind
UR2YS4ME You Are Too Wise For Me
URA* You Are A Star
URAPITA You Are A Pain In The Ass
URH You Are Hot (U R Hot)
URLCM You Are Welcome
URSAI You Are Such An Idiot
URSKTM You Are So Kind To Me
URTM You Are The Man
URW You Are Welcome
URWS You Are Wise
US You Suck
USBCA Until Something Better Comes Along
USP Unique Selling Proposition
USU Usually
UT Unreal Tournament (Online Gaming)
UT2L You Take Too Long
UTM You Tell Me
UV Unpleasant Visual
UW You’re Welcome
UWIWU You Wish I Was You
V back to top
VBG Very Big Grin
VBS Very Big Smile
VC Venture Capital
VCDA Vaya Con Dios, Amigo
VDH Very Dear Husband ~ (see also DH)
VDW Very Dear Wife
VEG Very Evil Grin
VFF Very Fucking Funny
VFM Value For Money
VGC Very Good Condition
VGG Very Good Game (Online Gaming)
VGH Very Good Hand (Online Gaming)
VGN Vegan -or- Vegitarian
VH Virtual Hug
VIP Very Important Person
VM Voice Mail
VN Very Nice
VNH Very Nice Hand (Online Gaming)
VR Virtual Reality
VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Shit
VRY Very
VSC Very Soft Chuckle
VSF Very Sad Face
VWD Very Well Done
VWP Very Well Played
W back to top
W/ With
W/B Write back
W/E Whatever
W/END Weekend
W/O Without
W@ What?
w00t We Own the Other Team
W3 Www (Web Address)
W8 Wait
W8ING Waiting
WAD Without A Doubt
WAEF When All Else Fails
WAFB What A Fucking Bitch
WAFM What A Fucking Mess
WAFS Warm And Fuzzies
WAG Wild Ass Guess
WAH Working At Home
WAI What An Idiot
WAJ What A Jerk
WAK What A Kiss
WAM Wait A Minute
WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
WAN2 Want To? (Sms)
WAN2TLK Want To Talk
WAREZ Meaning Pirated (Illegally Gained) Software
WAS Wait A Second
WAS Wild Ass Guess
WAWA Where Are We At?
WAYD What Are You Doing?
WAYF Where Are You From?
WAYN Where Are You Now?
WB Welcome Back -or- Write Back
WBS Write Back Soon
WBU What About You?
WC Welcome/Who Cares
WCA Who Cares Anyway
WD Well Done
WDALYIC Who Died And Left You In Charge?
WDDD Woopie Doo Da Dey
WDR With Due Respect
WDT Who Does That?
WDYK What Do You Know?
WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?
WDYS What Did You Say?
WDYT What Do You Think?
WE Whatever
WEG Wicked Evil Grin
WEP Weapon (Online Gaming)
WETSU We Eat This Shit Up
WEU What’s Eating You?
WF Way Fun
WFM Works For Me
WG Wicked Grin
WGAFF Who Gives A Flying Fuck
WH5 Who, What, When, Where, Why
WHISPER Private Chat, usage: “Nick Do You Mind If I Whisper U?”
WIBAMU Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle
WIBNI Wouldn’t It Be Nice If
WIIFM What’s In It For Me
WILCO Will Comply
WIM Woe Is Me
WIP Work In Process
WISP Winning Is So Pleasureable
WIT Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS What In The Fuck Is This Shit
WITP What Is The Point?
WITW What In The World
WIU Wrap It Up
WK Week
WKD Weekend
WKEWL It Means Way Cool
WMHGB Where Many Have Gone Before
WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WMPL Wet My Pants Laughing
WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA Work Of Art
WOG Wise Old Guy
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOOF Well Off Older Folks
WOP With Out Papers
WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money
WOTD Word Of The Day
WOW World Of Warcraft (Online Gaming)
WP Well Played
WPYS Who Pulled Your String
WRK Work
WRT With Regard To -or- With Respect To
WRU@ Where Are You At?
WRUD What Are You Doing?
WRUDATM What Are You Doing At The Moment?
WT Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
WTB Want To Buy
WTF What The Fuck?
WTFE What The Fuck Ever
WTFGDA Way To Fucking Go, Dumb Ass
WTFH What The Fucking Hell
WTFO What The Fuck? Over.
WTG Way To Go
WTGP Want To Go Private?
WTH What/Who The Heck
WTHOW White Trash Headline Of the Week
WTM Who’S The Man?
WTMI Way Too Much Information
WTN What Then Now? Who Then Now?
WTS Want To Sell
WTSDS Where The Sun Don’t Shine
WTSHTF When The Shit Hits The Fan
WTT Want To Trade? (Online Gaming)
WTTM Without Thinking To Much
WU What’S Up?
WUCIWUG What You See Is What You Get
WUP What’S Up?
WUU2 What Are You Up To?
WUW What U (You) Want?
WUWH Wish You Were Here
WUWHIMA Wish You Were Here In My Arms
WWJD What Would Judd Do? (Artist Donald Judd, Who Was Known To Do Things In His Own Compulsive Way)
WWNC Will Wonders Never Cease
WWSD What Would Satan Do?
WWY Where Were You?
WWYC Write When You Can
WX Weather
WYCM Will You Call Me?
WYD What (Are) You Doing?
WYFM Would You Fuck Me?
WYGAM When You Get A Minute
WYGISWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYHAM When You Have A Minute
WYLEI When You Least Expect It
WYM What do You Mean?
WYP What’s Your Problem?
WYRN What’S Your Real Name?
WYS Whatever You Say
WYSILOB What You See Is A Load of Bullocks
WYSITWIRL What you see is TOTALLY WORTHLESS IN REAL LIFE!
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good
WYT Whatever You Think
WYWH Wish You Were Here
X back to top
X Kiss
X! Meaning “A Typical Woman”
XD Meaning “Really Hard Laugh” (Where D Is A Smiley Mouth)
X-I-10 Exciting
XLNT Excellent
XME Excuse Me
XOXO Hugs And Kisses
XQZT Exquisite
XTC Ecstasy
XYL Ex-young Lady, Meaning Wife (Amateur Radio)
Y back to top
Y Why?
Y2K Year 2000
Y2K You’Re Too Kind
YA Yet Another
YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YA Your
YAA Yet Another Acronym
YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YACC Yet Another Calendar Company
YAFIYGI You Asked For It You Got It
YAOTM Yet Another Off Topic Message
YARLY Ya, Really?
YAUN Yet Another Unix Nerd
YBF You’ve Been Fucked
YBIC Your Brother In Christ
YBS You’ll Be Sorry
YBY Yeah Baby Yeah
YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet Ass
YCGB You Can’t Get Better
YCIITM Your Cheque Is In The Mail
YCLIU You Can Look It Up
YCMU You Crack Me Up
YCT Your Comment To
YDKM You Don’T Know Me
YEPPIES Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
YF Wife
YG Young Gentleman
YGBK You Gotta Be Kidding
YGBSM You Gotta Be Shiting Me
YGG You Go Girl
YGIAGAM Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
YGLT You’re Gonna Love This
YGTBK You’ve Got To Be Kidding
YGTBKM You’Ve Got To Be Kidding Me
YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For
YHBW You Have Been Warned
YHM You Have Mail
YIAH Yes I am Here
YIC Yours In Christ
YIU Yes, I Understand
YIWGP Yes, I Will Go Private
YKW? You Know What?
YKWIM You Know What I Mean
YKWYCD You Know What You Can Do
YL Young Lady
YM You Mean/Young Man/Your Mother
YMAK You May Already Know
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
YNK You Never Know
YOYO You’Re On Your Own
YR Yeah Right
YRYOCC You’re Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
YS You Stinker
YSAN You’re Such A Nerd
YSIC Why Should I Care?
YSIC Your Sister In Christ
YSK You Should Know
YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do
YT Yours Truly
YT You There?
YTB You’re The Best
YTG You’Re The Greatest
YTRNW Yeah That’s Right, Now What?
YTTL You Take Too Long
YTTT You Telling The Truth?
YUPPIES Young Urban Professionals
YVW You’Re Very Welcome
YW You’re Welcome
YWHNB Yes, We Have No Bananas
YWIA You’re Welcome In Advance
YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some
YY4U Too Wise For You
YYSSW Yeah, Yeah, Sure, Sure, Whatever
Z back to top
Z Meaning “Said”
Z Zero / Z’s Are Calling (Meaning Going To Bed/Sleep)
Z% Zoo
ZH Zero Hour / Sleeping Hour
ZMG Oh My God
ZOMG Used In World Of Warcraft To Mean Omg (Oh My God)
ZOT Zero Tolerance
ZUP Meaning “What’S Up?”
ZZZ Sleeping, Bored, Tired