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Hello and thanks for taking an interest in me and my ad Im English (born and bred) white male 42 years oldby the time i manage to find a real adult friend. i will be getting on for 82 and past it . i am laid-back friendly smart and genuine person so i have been told. If like me you are not sure why you are here then that is the start of something we have in common already. It is difficult to say what I am looking for but like always it is easy to say what I am Not looking for a quick fling a one night day stand(would be nice but only happons in the films or i have been unlucky and never happond to me)i don t what to leave my wife. So what does that leave and why well I have been married for 20yrs to a woman I love and i have good job that I love. But the only people I know are either friends of the family work colleagues or my wifes friends I dont have anyone that I can really confide in. which is what i am looking for So I am looking for a lover who I can get close too emotionally and share things with but someone who is not known to my family wife work colleagues etc. It needs to have that air of confidentiality to keep it special? i would like you to be 35-55 probably married. someone who is genuine with a positive and engaging outlook on life open-minded and non-judgemental. If your friends knew your thoughts theyd be surprised and shocked type. with out a Phd in &quot i told you so&quot You would like some-one to share your thoughts and feelings with. An anonymous lover who your friends family will never know or meet but would like to talk about the things you have done or all the things you dream of doing or what you would like to do We exchange a few emails then chat on the phone for a while and then when we are both ready plan secret meeting for coffee which will lead to us doing on occasionally on a regular basis or as and when we both get chance to escape So how about you starting the ball rolling by replying to me now while you are thinking about it what have you got to lose if you dont repley you will be thinking (what if) and that could be a big if. Hopefully talk soon. xxx
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Hi there Well I guess this is my last chance to meet that special someone here on AdultFriendFinder before this website closes it Im looking for an oriental chinese white british girl (look in my dating profile) ft 2&quot 5ft 10&quot slim pretty sexy good dress sense confident kind family orientated genuine generous caring funny looking for a serious relationship etc Im 29. British Born Oriental (I dont understand chinese so hope thats not a problem) 6ft tall slim handsome smart funny loving caring honest easy going polite genuine family orientated ambitious working professional. I enjoy the usual things occasional bar or club love films Tv series going to the cinema good bad food eating out some cooking hanging out with friends video games lounging around on my sofa travelling parks on a sunny day cosy nights in watching a hot xxx DVD etc. Please reply with a pic and Ill reply back Remember that this is our last chance here Take care
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Hello there. Sitting comfortably? Then we can begin. No more knowledge of latin required dont worry. If you have a good command of English Ill be happy enough. Age 40-ish although I look somewhat younger Not Mummys opinion) Looks? A bit like Jason Statham apparently. Just under 6 ft (510&quot Pretty sporty physique but I dont lift weights in front of a mirror in a silly outfit. Very sporty in fact. You name it I can play it. Short dark hair strong features and blue eyes. Personality? Yes when I last checked. Can hold my own in pretty much any company. Particularly handy when you leave me with your mates the police etc etc etc. I Can be very very funny. Now thats easy to say. less easy to demonstrate in a dry advert as there is not much in the way you can do in the way of timing but I am. trust me. Im confident in myself and a bit of a strong character. Self employed and pretty successful at it. I can talk dance and kiss. Good manners a pleasantly deep voice and Im told I have &quot physical presence&quot when required. Possibly because I was a soldier a long long time ago. Must be something wrong with me though White socks? Hairy back or shoulders? Knobbly knees? Spindly legs or arms? No No No. But I can be feisty stubborn too ambitious grumpy I work too hard and Im unbelievably fussy. Which sort of brings me to what Im looking for. You Very good looks Brown or black hair olive or dark skin. Sizeable intelligence Figure to die for Quick wit but able to take jokes too. Confident Classy Cultured Not majorly religious if at all. Mid 20-Mid 30s . and you wont say&quot Innit&quot &quot Bruv&quot or&quot Babe&quot Please have a pictures and or detailed descriptions and you will probably receive a reply. Fairly standard fare I think. Yes Im blowing my own trumpet a bit. Its very difficult to stand out from the crowd on AdultFriendFinder and being modest and being ordinary is decidedly not a good policy. So I decided to be completely and utterly honest. Actually if I had been really properly honest I would have mentioned something like an Aston Martin by now. maybe next time. I dont bite. Unless you are rude of course Or extremely kinky
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Hello hello My name is. youll find out when you email me. Im 26 i live in West LA, California and work in Sw L. Im from the country famous for its unhealthy greasy food some people say its tasty. Poor them. Anyways people say im smart and attractive (naturally blond hair blue eyes cute smile average build quite good legs i would also say im a very open-minded person sometimes its seems to be my weakness as i always try to understand everyone. Im interested in many things and unfortuantely there is no way i could possibly switch my brain off. I like to keep myself entertained i like to keep myself busy in every minute of life. May be its because there is no one by my side I go to a gym i paint i write i read on a bus on the way to and from work (neverwhere by neil gaiman at the moment i love fantasy s-f movies i loved Avatar i need to see The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus and i cant miss alice in wonderland. I remember my dreams i like guinness sunday roasts i know how to cook i take pictures i cycle and i like to sleep. Yes i love my bed. And there is a thousand other things i can say about myself but first i would like to find out more about you. Im looking for someone who i could become friends with (at the beginning) I would appreciate replies with pictures.
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So I posted an ad on here and got lots of replies but mainly from 40 asian and black men which is fine but sorry not my cup of tea. So decided to be more specific. I am 24 and looking for someone between approx. 22-32. I am mainly attracted to white guys (or latino mixed etc unfortunately not asian men or black men no offence its just a preference. I have just come out of a very long relationship and its a recent break-up so I am not looking for anything too serious. I am planning on leaving the country in November 2010 to go travelling so I am not looking for anything too committed. I am not looking for just no strings attached fun Aka a quick shag. I am looking online because I dont want to meet someone where the chemistry is just fuelled by alcohol which is what normally happens when meeting guys the usual way in bars pubs clubs. What I am looking for. To talk to a nice attractive guy see if we get on if so arrange to meet up and see if there is a spark chemistry if there is then we can see where that leads us and hopefully have some fun together Im not looking for Mr. Right as Im not ready to meet him I want to have some fun enjoying my 20s and being single after my long relationship but I dont want to just get used and hurt. I want there to be attraction for both of us a chemistry and a connection. I just want something relaxed and easygoing. Is this all too much to ask?
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Now I dont normally post things like this but my curiosity has gotten the better of me and Im keen to see exactly what sort of responses I may (or may not) get Im Asian Australian relocating to LA, California before the end of the year and dont really know anyone. So Im not so much looking for a date but more a friendship that may potentially evolve into something else. So about me Im 29 people say Im smart and funny. It bugs me when I read ads on peekshow naughty chat with really bad grammar and or spelling. Im the sort of person wholl take half an hour to send a text message because I edit it like Im writing an email then just ends up calling the person because naughty chatting is way better anyway. Im into the gym love running and would rather play sport than watch it anyday. When Im not sweating I like watching peek show webcams though I steer towards arthouse types rather than action packed blockbusters with big explosions (although I admit Iron Man was actually quite good. Im also into photography and appreciate a good shot when I see one. But Im not gonna generalise and say I like to have fun because really I dont know anyone who doesnt. peekshow wise I like a bit of everything (my job evolves around it) and have favourite songs rather than favourite artists though if I had to choose then Air Beck and Bjork would be up there. I should probably also mention that Im vegetarian (for non-religious non-animal rights and non-health reasons dont smoke and dont drink. No really. Id rather go to a cafe and chill with friends than go to a bar or club. So how about you? I think the most important thing is conversation you know the type that lasts for hours without awkward silences? Yeah I love those. Cheers
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We naughty chatted in the way people who fancy each other do in a club. Although she did not say it directly there was something said that made me feel she liked different things. She invited me to her place for a coffee. When we got there we kissed for a time Then she stopped got up and said &quot I like things a little spiced &quot How do you mean She walked towards me and took my crotch in her hand quot Do you want to know really want to know &quot she asked quot Yes&quot I said. Then take all you clothes off I did excitedly. She looked at me up and down and told me to follow her We went to her bedroom She walked to a drawer opened it and took out some panties She came to me and softly used them to caress my crotch I got aroused quot You like this I think&quot she said quot If you want me you will have to wear them &quot She walked back to the drawer and I put on her panties From the drawer she produced a strap-on placed it on the bed and removed her clothes. Will you be my bitch she asked Yes If this is your kind of thing please get in touch . Genuine ad requires genuine replies Finish the story for me I am 42 professional in good shape blonde 6 ft live in LA, California and seek the lady who finds this a turn on . Early Christmas pressie )
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Seeing as its crimbo thought id post an ad to see if there is anyone special out there to share this festive season (and beyond with My friends would say Im a generous funny compassionate warm and loving friendly sort of guy. I feel that I am good listener and fun to be around and i dont take anything for granted guess youd have to naughty chat to me to find out if they are right Im a relaxed easy going guy. I enjoy nothing more than having a good stomp on the dance floor or in a field at a festival Im looking for someone that i can get to know well and share fun times and adventures with. Being able to have a conversation is very important to me and I will always respond to any emails. I am looking for someone who I share some common interests with so say hello and ask me anything you like &quot I left in love in laughter and in truth and wherever truth love and laughter abide I am there in spirit&quot Bill Hicks
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Hi there Im a professional guy in my late 20s and I am looking for something just slightly different One of my favourite things is the taste of fresh girls piss I am not particularly looking for sex just a girl to pee on me any girl any age as long as you are disease and drug free As for meeting up to be honest I can be as complicated or uncomplicated as you wish we could meetup for a few drinks dinner and generally a good evening out or for it to be a 5 minute hike skirt and let go deal (splash and dash if you will or any combination of things inbetween. Also happy to reciprocate in any way whether thats just the ultimate lick out session or full on sex love making or something thats just the ultimate of down and dirty however not looking to make a monetary donation if you get what I mean Well hope this interests someone get in touch and lets pee for fun Please be assured that I am 100 genuine and all genuine responses will be replied to Pboy (based 30mins from Houston, Texas )
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Save Share Print Report this personal ad White English guy looking for lady with thick legs Age 31 Date posted Monday 21st December Ad viewed 27 times Location LA, California Hi there Im 31 and I live in East LA, California . Its pretty hard to describe yourself but I think this is pretty fair I am talkative and sometimes shy I am reliable honest and I am very passionate about my hobbies. I live alone and I have no kids I work normal office hours. Im looking to meet a lady with thick legs. Its something Im very attracted to sorry eveybody but its my thing and it floats my boat. I just found a photo of a lady by using sexy personals no idea who she is but she has the kind of leg shape that I adore. Anyways enough of this Id love to know more about You If you think you could put up with me then I think that we could be a match. Why dont we give this a go and meet for a drink then just take things from there. Ps I would be delighted if you came across this ad (like I did) looking for a flat to rent in North LA, California all inclusive
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