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Poshus Darkus Tottarius

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Hello there. Sitting comfortably? Then we can begin. No more knowledge of latin required dont worry. If you have a good command of English Ill be happy enough. Age 40-ish although I look somewhat younger Not Mummys opinion) Looks? A bit like Jason Statham apparently. Just under 6 ft (510&quot Pretty sporty physique but I dont lift weights in front of a mirror in a silly outfit. Very sporty in fact. You name it I can play it. Short dark hair strong features and blue eyes. Personality? Yes when I last checked. Can hold my own in pretty much any company. Particularly handy when you leave me with your mates the police etc etc etc. I Can be very very funny. Now thats easy to say. less easy to demonstrate in a dry advert as there is not much in the way you can do in the way of timing but I am. trust me. Im confident in myself and a bit of a strong character. Self employed and pretty successful at it. I can talk dance and kiss. Good manners a pleasantly deep voice and Im told I have &quot physical presence&quot when required. Possibly because I was a soldier a long long time ago. Must be something wrong with me though White socks? Hairy back or shoulders? Knobbly knees? Spindly legs or arms? No No No. But I can be feisty stubborn too ambitious grumpy I work too hard and Im unbelievably fussy. Which sort of brings me to what Im looking for. You Very good looks Brown or black hair olive or dark skin. Sizeable intelligence Figure to die for Quick wit but able to take jokes too. Confident Classy Cultured Not majorly religious if at all. Mid 20-Mid 30s . and you wont say&quot Innit&quot &quot Bruv&quot or&quot Babe&quot Please have a pictures and or detailed descriptions and you will probably receive a reply. Fairly standard fare I think. Yes Im blowing my own trumpet a bit. Its very difficult to stand out from the crowd on AdultFriendFinder and being modest and being ordinary is decidedly not a good policy. So I decided to be completely and utterly honest. Actually if I had been really properly honest I would have mentioned something like an Aston Martin by now. maybe next time. I dont bite. Unless you are rude of course Or extremely kinky
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Cute Ebony girl with a great personality and amazing smile, looking for…

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Hey Okay is almost the end of the year. After been single for a while and quite enjoyed so I decide is time to start dating. So here is me giving a shot. Me 58 slim dark eyes and hair longish hair beautiful lips and smile to go with it I have a sort of a Cuban look Im not Cuban but Im of a latin origin) Im easy going fun intelligent laid back like parks markets gigs festivals movies exhibitions hanging out with friends and family and pretty much a great company to be around. Guy in mind Tall Im 58 heels 510) so you have to be above 511 going to 6 over I like older guys therefore 28 34 like a guy who takes care of hes body Im not saying you have to have a Vin Diesel body but if you do your more than welcome hahha with an accent even better or a true well spoken English guy theres something sexy when a guy speaks like that) easy going fun likes to explore no afraid to take risks and most important honest to himself and also to me. What happens You email me with a picture telling me a little about yourself we swap emails no into the whole long ping pong emails) we meet have a drink talk see we get on if so we hangout more and see where it leads us. If in the end is friendship great if more even better. Note IM Not Interested In Your Passport Yes Im Latin But I Pass. IM Not After One Night Stand And Please Remember The Word Ebony DoesnT Mean Tanned. Means Someone Who Is Of A Black Origin.
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Girl looking for female adult friends

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Hi girls Ive been in LA, California for a few months now. I put an ad on AdultFriendFinder a few months ago and met some really nice girls But they are more into going out in the West End and &quot posh&quot clubs which I dont like. I like going out in Shoreditch and shopping in vintage shops I would like to organize another meeting for a group of girls depending on how many girls reply to go for drinks in Shoreditch. Maybe there are some other girls who are (kind of) new in town or just want to meet new people? Also I would like to meet girls who are interested in a &quot real&quot adult friendship not just hanging out occasionally We can also do other things like cinema etc Please only reply if you are really interested in meeting up It happens so often that people reply but in the end they never have time to meet up. Anyway its christmas time now so probably the best thing would be to meet up in the new year when everybody is less busy. So please e-mail me if youre interested I will try to organize a group meeting with all the girls in January And no guys please
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Are you an older dom couple looking for a maid?

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Im looking for an older dominant couple in their 40s 50s or older with a house who are looking for a live in maid who is submissive. This hopefully will not be a couple who are looking for a maid for sex but a couple who expects their maid to live in wear a proper formal uniform work hard full time in their house and be completely and totally obedient. This will be a couple who dont have an issue with the fact that Im a full time passable pre-op Ts female 43 a brunette with a matronly figure who is experienced hard working and totally submissive. Mistress ideally will be a larger Bbw who is extremely strict very demanding assertive very much interested in strict discipline corporal punishment who will be my primary dominant planning my day making decisions about training discipline etc. This will be a couple who will expect me to serve them in every way as their live in uniformed maid where I will be expected to work hard in their house in uniform doing all their cleaning household chores washing ironing cooking preparing meals acting as a servant a dogsbody a slave where I will be expected to be totally obedient and subservient at all times. If required Im also open to serving both Master and Mistress sexually where I will be used for anal sex by both (Mistress with a strap-on expected to give massages provide oral worship and whatever else Im told to do. Further information and photos on request. Serious replies only please.
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23 year old mixed race

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Hi all I am 23 mixed race indian and english mix. nice body and face etc etc. I am looking for a cd tvtsetc. I am not that experienced but like to think i dont act like a novice in the sense that i am not shy or timid at all. I am very easy going and realxed. I am looking for a relaxed meet if no sex then we could have other fun. body contact. you could do a sexy dance for me. i can dom you to if you want it. we can do pretty much anything as long as it is fun for both of us. i will try any new and diferent things you may have in mind. but also the normal things too. or if you just want to act lesbian girly and let me make you feel feminine thats cool too. So get back to me and we can meet. if you can accom then better but i have a small room i may be able to accom in but prefer if you accom. Talk soon also i have a cam to show myself if you want to see me before our meet. but you would need a cam or a pic min for me. I always play safe. Lesbian Dating Services
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Outgoing genuine male seeks Outgoing genuine female who i can share my life…

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Looking for an atractive single woman ages 21 min 40 max. Who i can share my live with and who i can finaly meet as soon as possible. Looking for somone who is very outgoing chatty passionate very afectionate and very genuine. Looking to build an good relationship with and enjoying each others intimacy. Looking for somone who i can enjoy eating out with going to pubs and enjoying lots of very romantic passionate moments together. Looking for somone who i can have very long and good conversations about anything. Hi there my name is Stephen i am age 38 and i live in Erskine were i have lived for most of my days. I am currantly working for a company that deals in various whisky packaging for various whisky distileries. When i am not busy working i enjoy doing a lot of walking and hiking and enjoying the outdoors life also enjoy eating out and going to pubs swimming and relaxing in the suana and jacozzi. Enjoying having a good few rounds of ten pin bowling listining to live music and hot xxx DVD I am outgoing passionate chatty afectionate and very genuine. This is an genuine personal ad so if you are interested in geting to know each other and finaly meeting up you can email me on steph231071 sexpersonals. co. uk telling me everthing about yourself and photos please. Must be able to send me photos please. Replying with out a photo will be delected and no spammers or one liners will be delected too. I wont to know everything about you. So if you are 100 pure genuine then i wish to hear from you if you are a fake or a weardo then be gone. Hope to hear from you soon Thanks Stephen
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cool guy looking for a cool girl and see where it goes

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hi what do i say about me. lol too many things. just the usual description for now. am a cool honest guy good company nice personality. got loads of friends but still miss the dating things. long time did not give it a shot. ive been told i am a very good guy. and i think it is just because i do everything with my heart. am not so good haha. but am just a simple guy like everybody and want to find the special person in my life. am not the type to go and propose girl in pubs or clubs or on bus stop even i have met with many girls in clubs just because i like to dance and i dont like to play with anybodys feelings am funny. talkative. and always a happy person. so i am looking for someone who is happy also. i like everything in life travelling going out dancingstay in networking socialising. it all depends on time and situation. i never stop to learn new things in life. we live it only once. i am looking for friendship which might lead to more. am absolutely not a weirdos many people love me and really appeciate me in my circle and it has never been a problem to talk with anyone regardless to the differences. i dont know why but am just like that. but i feel lonely in my personal life that i dont have any girlfriend. i got some proposal but was not my type. am looking for a mature girl who is independent romantic and who knows how to treat a guy. and you can be in your 20s or 30s does not matter as long as you are honest. you can text me on (look in my dating profile) . looking forward to hear from you. and no time wasters please
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naughty chubby

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Well lets begin with the fundamentals. I go to school as a freshmen Performing Arts. I am twenty two years old. I am a short girl. A mere 411 and I weigh 110lbs but for more detail just take a look at the pics. Im a simple woman really. I enjoy the beach shopping parties camping and oodles of unusual things that I hardly ever get to do. I like meeting men who appreciates spirituality. I am searching for someone who recognizes those special things they want in a woman. Im altogether a social person and I am terrific with communication. I would love a career as a model only I am too frail. Anyway Im new to this city and want to meet someone that will teach me about the metro area. Im not looking for a abounding rich guy. I am an independent young woman and am happy of myself though I would not turn down a man prosperous in his endeavors or well-off Im a well-mannered girl who loves to talk hence if you are interested in having an open-minded discussion then drop me a line. Tell me a little bit involving yourself and things that interest you. Mail your pic and we will go from there-on.
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Secret adult friends

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Hello and thanks for taking an interest in me and my ad Im English (born and bred) white male 42 years oldby the time i get a repley for this ad i will be getting on for 82 and past it . i am laid-back adult friendly smart and genuine person so i have been told. If like me you are not sure why you are here then that is the start of something we have in common already. It is difficult to say what I am looking for but like always it is easy to say what I am Not looking for a quick fling a one night day stand(would be nice but only happons in the films or i have been unlucky and never happond to me)i don t what to leave my wife. So what does that leave and why well I have been married for 20yrs to a woman I love and i have good job that I love. But the only people I know are either friends of the family work colleagues or my wifes friends I dont have anyone that I can really confide in. which is what i am looking for So I am looking for a lover who I can get close too emotionally and share things with but someone who is not known to my family wife work colleagues etc. It needs to have that air of confidentiality to keep it special? i would like you to be 35-55 probably married. someone who is genuine with a positive and engaging outlook on life open-minded and non-judgemental. If your friends knew your thoughts theyd be surprised and shocked type. with out a Phd in &quot i told you so&quot You would like some-one to share your thoughts and feelings with. An anonymous lover who your friends family will never know or meet but would like to talk about the things you have done or all the things you dream of doing or what you would like to do We exchange a few emails then chat on the phone for a while and then when we are both ready plan secret meeting for coffee which will lead to us doing on occasionally on a regular basis or as and when we both get chance to escape So how about you starting the ball rolling by replying to me now while you are thinking about it what have you got to lose if you dont repley you will be thinking (what if) and that could be a big if. Hopefully talk soon. xxx
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Does this man make any sense ?

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Hello I dont use the tube much but am at the moment. My word how sad a lot of people look especially those from the 40s down bracket. This city can get you down for too many reasons to mention. It gets me too but Im quite resilient so too a lot of you Im sure. Thats why Im looking for a well-balanced normal woman 30 s-40 s to meet for a nice beercoffeechat and few laughs. Hopefully to prove to me that people do not permanently look like they do on the tube. Dont worry Im not wanton or desperate Ive had good relationships in the past and so am normal but if we hit it off would love to move things onto the bedroom. It s nice to make a woman release all that tension they get from that crowed tube o) I m solvent forward thinking and above all safe to be with. A working man and educated too. I wont ask for your pic. They can be an deterant. We can often in reality not actually look like our own picture and it can disuade people from otherwise getting together. Looks are important but as Bryan Ferry said beauty is deeper than skin. This way when deciding who we want to meet well be forced to have an open mind which is prob. better all round. Anyway I hope Ive made some kind of sense and thanks for reading. Bye for now.
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